kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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lanadelrevupthosefryers:

the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo

robably:

walking to the toilet after he nuts inside you

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